How do I transfer videos from youtube and put them on iTunes?

How do I do it? I uploaded a video but deleted it from my iPhoto.. So I wanna know how I can put it on iTunes from youtube. For other videos too, there are a lot of videos I’d like to do this for. Thanks

Real Player.

It allows you to rip off videos from everywhere, especially from YouTube. Quick installation, free, free of viruses, downloads files quickly, organized.

corn on the cob?

There are these three guys in a desert dying of dehydration. Off in the horizon they see a house and finally manage to struggle to it. The first guy goes up to the door to ask for water. The door is opened by this really old, wart-covered, puss covered, scaly, toothless old woman.

"C-c-c-can I h-h-h-have some w-w-w-water for me and m-my friends?" he asks.

She replied, "I will… if you have sex with me."

The guy pukes all over the woman and runs back to his friends.

"You guys would not believe who answered the door. Some really gross old lady!" he tells them. "She said we could have water if I had sex with her."

"Why didn’t you then?" asks he second guy.

"Because she was so ugly, I was sick and couldn’t do it!"

"Oh, you are such a wuss. I’ll go up to the door," the second guy says.

He goes up to the door and rings the bell. The old hag answers.

"W-w-w-w-w-w-waaaaaa……" He uses all of his will power to not hurl.

"Water? Yes, I have water," she says knowingly. "But you have to have sex with me."

"AAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!"

He runs back to his friends and before he could say a word, the third guy goes to the door and rings the bell.

"What do you want for some water?"

"You have to have sex with me."

Knowing that if he doesn’t do something, he and his friends will all die. So he follows the lady into her kitchen.

"Do me here," she told him.

He sees 3 ears of corn on the counter and gets an idea.

"Lay back and close your eyes. And keep them closed!"

The witch lays back and spreads her legs. The guy nearly pukes after seeing this. He picks up an ear of corn and screws her with it. Finally she is finished. He throws the corn out the window.

"Oh, God. That was the best orgasm of my life. If you do that again I will give you a million dollars."

"Then lay back and close your eyes again."

This she does and he does her with the second ear of corn until she is satisfied. Then he throws it out the window. This time she doesn’t even open her eyes.

"If you do that again, I will give you a Jeep so you can get out of the desert."

"Eyes closed," he says.

Then he does her with the last piece of corn. He brings her to multiple orgasms.

"Ohhhhhhhhh…….. The water, money and Jeep are outside," she says as she squirms in ecstasy.

So he runs like hell outside and grabs the water and money and jumps into the Jeep. He wonders where his friends are and drives around to find them. He finds them by the window.

One of the guys says to him, "Hey, man. I hope you had fun. We just ate the three best pieces of buttered corn you could have imagined!"

hahahahaha….my type of joke pmsl… very good and star

I am looking for a fried rice recipe with shrimp, pork, chicken and vegetables?

This is a asian, I think Chinese rice dish. If anyone knows, please send me the recipe. Thanks.

Combination Fried Rice Recipe

Ingredients:

1/2 cup chicken, cooked and diced
1/2 cup beef strips, cooked and diced
1/2 cup pork strips, cooked and diced
1/2 cup cocktail shrimp
1 tablespoon soy sauce
1 cup uncooked slow cook rice
1/4 cup salad oil
2 1/2 cups chicken broth
1/2 cup green onion, chopped
1/4 cup celery, thinly sliced
2 eggs, slightly beaten
1/2 cup lettuce, finely shredded

Directions:

Combine meats and soy sauce let stand 15 minutes. Cook rice in hot oil over medium heat until golden brown (may smoke) stir frequently.

Reduce heat, add meats ,soy sauce mixture and broth to rice simmer covered 20-25 minutes or until rice is tender. Remove cover last few minutes to allow evaporation. Stir in onion and celery cook uncovered until liquid is absorbed. Push rice mixture to side add eggs and scramble. Blend egg into rice. Stir in lettuce, shrimp and serve immediately.

Chinese Fried Rice Delux Recipe

Ingredients:

6 tablespoons cooking oil
2 eggs
1 teaspoon salt
2 scallions, chopped
1/2 cup fresh shrimp, shelled, deveined and diced
4 cups cold, cooked rice (preferably long-grain white rice)
1/2 cup cooked peas
1/4 cup canned diced bamboo shoots
1/4 cup diced boiled ham
1/2 cup diced cooked chicken
1/2 cup diced Chinese roast pork or left-over roast beef or veal
2 tablespoons soy sauce

Directions:

The secret of making fried rice lies in the use of cold, cooked rice. Freshly cooked rice will only produce a sticky mess.

Heat 2 tablespoons lard or cooking oil. Beat eggs with 1/2 teaspoon salt and scramble in oil until firm, breaking into small pieces. Remove and reserve. Heat remaining oil. Add scallion and shrimp and remaining salt.

Cook until shrimp shows pink. Break up lumps of cold cooked rice. Add to shrimp. Stir until rice is heated and the grains of rice are separated.

Make a hole in the center of the rice. Add all the rest of the ingredients except soy sauce. Stir until thoroughly heated and mixed. Sprinkle soy sauce over rice and mix evenly through. Salt and pepper to taste. Garnish with additional chopped scallions if desired.

http://www.cdkitchen.com/recipes/recs/479/Chinese_Fried_Rice_Delux44826.shtml

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I heard of a website that gives you the secret recipes of from different restaurants?

Im looking for a website that tells you how make like dominoes cheesy bread ect?

http://www.topsecretrecipes.com/home.asp

Is this the right order for making pasta?

Sautee pesto, sun dried tomatoes, mushrooms, garlic, and olive oil. Add alfredo sauce, then cooked pasta. Lastly add the goat/feta/mozzerella cheese. Do i have that right?
Bonus: which cheese should i use for that combo?
Scratch mushrooms from that list.

Why not just leave the alfredo sauce out? The pesto and sun-dried tomatoes have a wonderful flavor, just enhanced with olive oil. There’s no reason to disguise their flavor by drenching it in alfredo sauce. Just toss the sauteed veggies with the pasta and then add the shredded fresh mozzarella or feta cheese ….. If you add the cheese in earlier, it will melt into the pasta

How’s This For Dining Out Entertainment?

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat
down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.

Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man.

He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.

"Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place, "let me buy your dinner to make it up to you.

They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his.

After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast.

They had a wonderful, wonderful time.

The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings.

The guy is amazed! ! Everything had been SO incredible! !! !

"You know, " he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet? "

"No, " she replies. . . . . "You just happened to catch my eye."

That’s Baaaad! (In the good sence!)

Family Favorites logic problem?

I got stuck on this logic problem.
I will give a best answer to whoever solves this.
The family members are father,mother,daughter,son and aunt.
the genre’s are comedy,western,drama,interview, and sports.
The days are monday,tuesday,wednesday,thursday, and friday.
It needs to be solved for what show what day and what person what day and what person what show.
The Clues are:
1. the comedy is not on tuesday.
2. none of the women’s favorite show is on earlier in the week than the drama but later than the son’s favorite show.
3. the mothers favorite show is on earlier in the week than the drama but later than the sons favorite show.
4. one of the parents likes a western and the other likes a show that is on monday.
5. the daughter does not like the interview show.

Please solve and help me and I will give you a best answer.
clue 3 is actually as follows
3. none of the womens shows are a sports program or on a wednesday night.

Eh, #2 and #3 directly contradict each other. Thus, there is no solution.
Perhaps you wrote down the clues wrong?

The magazines with puzzles of this sort typically include an answer key in the back anyway.

Hope that helps!

I have been diagnosed with gestational diabetes. What are some recipes that I can make which will keep my?

blood sugar readings down? Thanks

Here are a couple links to diabetic recipes:

http://www.cooksrecipes.com/category/diabetic.html

http://www.diabetic-recipes.com/

The thing to remember is to keep your blood sugar levels consistent. Eating several small meals a day will help accomplish this. Good luck. I hope the recipes help.

Does anyone know the recipe that Cracker Barrel uses to make coleslaw?

try this website — it’s cool.
(don’t know if you’ll find the coleslaw, tho.)

www.topsecretrecipes.com

Dave and BUSTERs – where do the get that CHIPOLTE Dressing???

Chilpolte CHicken Salad – the dressing is to die for….where can it be found?

It is probably Sysco Food Services. So just look in specialties stores around your area and try some of them you might get something even better. Or try D&B maybe they’ll sell you a whole bucket of it and be prepare to eat a lot of it cause it comes in 1gal. qty.

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